Saturday, August 14, 2010


Again with the guns, this is a very violent conference...

I was actually on level 3 after you got the raft! Please don't throw me at Gannon though. Despite the pointy hat, I don't really do much damage.

Doesn't matter if it's one side of the country or a galaxy far far away. Everybody wanted to meet the gnome!

Ahh dinner at the noodle bowl!

On the town with Larry Elmore and these two random schlubs.

The bounty hunters will never find me here...

Oh sure! You blow up one giant tentacle monster and suddenly every anime fan hires a bounty hunter...
Have you seen a gnome come by here? He stole my thermal detonator, said something about getting back at a giant tentacle monster...
You idiots! This is not the cast of the Guild, you've captured their stunt doubles!

After explaining their full benefits package I've officially become a COBRA henchman. Henching is such a rewarding profession...

GNOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!
Crom laughes at your four gnomes!

That kidnapping team I hired should be here any minute with Felicia Day!

The con had gotten so dangerous that I decided to hire some muscle...

In true Dungeon...have to slay the ice demon...

Whew saved by Captain America and his dashing sidekick!

AHHHHHH! who let the tentacle monster in?!? The anime section is across the street dude!

I'm actually in this picture...see problem was the Ghostbusters thought I was a spirit so...actually...you know it's quite cramped in this trap...

I offered Felicia my number but she said Will Wheaton gets really jealous...

She wants to adopt me! woo hoo! I'm the kid of a famous person! This totally makes up for that restraining order that Angelina and Brad have on me...

Man, the actors from the guild are SO affectionate...
Umm I don't really need a nap...wow your arms are really soft...

Yikes I was wrong! I was SO wrong!!! Help, help I need an adult!!!

Even Jenny Breeden of Devil's Panties can't resist my charms!

Egads! Pikachu's gone feral! I always knew this would happen...

Her Vanna White costume was impeccable...

This is what a gnome would look like with bunny ears...Ok, not really but what else can I do to distract you from the girl with pink hair?

Pirates!
What? Nothing witty, pirates are just awesome

Friday, August 6, 2010


I don't like the way she's smiling at me...

Ahhh, busy morning time to relax a little...
The penalty for jaywalking is a kiss? That's an odd punishment but okay...

Mr and Mrs. Pacman finally arrived at the convention...
Saved again, man the ladies in this place are SO helpful...
What do you mean don't look over my shoulder?

Freed from enslavement and I got her number! Things are looking up.

Enslaved by the Goblin King and my first official job is "loincloth". That's some bad luck right there...

Playin' cards with my gnomies...

Wednesday, August 4, 2010


Hey...can I hire you to eat this really mean Beholder down the hall? I hear he tastes like chicken...

OW! OW! OW! This was NOT a good idea!!!!

Ahh...finally found a ride! So nice, no more walking! What could go wrong?

This is my man Roderick! He brought me the good stuff! Rodrick, can I take you and your beer home?

Dude! I'm not buying you anything! I don't even know you, why are you talking to me?!?

Ahh nothing like dark brown at the Rock Bottom Brewery!

These stairs are huge! I'm gonna lose like 10 ounces today...

Resting up, gotta be fresh to spread the gnome lovin!

Who can turn the world on with his smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?

Almost out of coffee...thank the gnomish gods I finally arrived!

Rest stop




Crap. Forgot to pack a ladder...

Off to gencon! Watch out gamer chicks!




I've never been good at packing but here's my pile of stuff! By this time tomorrow I'll be at Gencon counting the number of slave leia's I'll see. Break out those metal bikini's ladies!